Joke: You see a gorgeous girl at a party

Too cool not to share:

1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: “I am very rich. “Marry me!”
- That’s Direct Marketing…”

2. You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: “He’s very rich.”Marry him.”
-That’s Advertising…”

3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say: “Hi, I’m very rich. “Marry me
- That’s Telemarketing…”

4. You’re at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the car)”Marry Me?”
- That’s Public Relations…”

5. You’re at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says:”You are very rich! “Can you marry ! me?”
- That’s Brand Recognition…”

6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: “I am very rich. Marry me!” She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
- “That’s Customer Feedback…”

7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: “I am very rich. Marry me!” And she introduces you to her husband.
- “That’s demand and supply gap…”

8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything, another person come and tell her: “I’m rich. Will you marry me?” and she goes with him
- “That’s competition eating into your market share…”

9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say: “I’m rich, Marry me!” your wife arrives.
- “That’s restriction for entering new markets…”

10. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her with a beer in your hand and you say: “I’m rich, Marry me!” . She tells you are too ugly.
- “That’s zoso…”